how can i dance when i can hardly breathe

[greenshift]

OKAY here is the post for guilt plague plotting! Maybe we can kind of generally...hash out a timeline/sequence of events/work out who is and isn't getting sick/etc? Gilbert-mun says he'd volunteer to take kids to the hospital, and by volunteer i mean he has no qualms with bodily dragging small children there. He's friends with Jade and would be concerned, so that can be a thing for the sicker characters.

Aaaaand yes, have at 8|a

Comments

[gunsling]

I can't help much with plotting stuff. Jake won't be getting very sick when/if he does so it doesn't matter but until people are dragged off I'm glad to help have him take care of the others.

[crowsicle]

Maybe if all the kids are together in the hospital, Jake and Davesprite can talk and Davesprite will assure him that he hasn't told anyone about the g-r-a-n-d-m-a thing?

I mean because Jake will be there to visit Jade obviously SHUT UP I CAN STILL DO CAUSE AND EFFECT I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED

[gunsling]

AHAHAHA go sleep, kid. AND YEAH SURE :3 I mean Jake will be worrying over the kids and his friend Nill initially, but once they're all in the hospital he'll be lurking around there.

[crowsicle]

I know I'm putting up a log tomorrow for some threads happening at the Strider apartment--namely Davesprite starting to show symptoms on the 16th and watching The Karate Kid with Ahiru, and then Jade coming over on...sometime this weekend to take care of her Daves, and then Roxy coming over to play nurse, too. I don't know what Pin and Nino will be putting up in there, but they're free to start their own threads within it, too. Also if anyone else wants to do something, yeah, hit me up!

I dunno if that log should cover the Striders apartment for the whole event because Ahiru-mun and I could possibly thread into forever, so maybe I'd limit that to the first week or so?

Also Davesprite doesn't want to go to the hospital but whatever happens, he doesn't really have a lot of choice in the matter.

[greenshift]

THAT IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA also ahaha, do you have a preference either way, though?

[crowsicle]

Either way what? Hospitals?

[greenshift]

yeah!

[crowsicle]

Either way would be fine with and fun for me!

Oh also probably everyone already knows this because I plurk it all the time but Davesprite's gonna be really gross super sick. Forgot to mention that in my first comment.

[rehashes]

HI uhhh i havent had any plans but i would be down to just having dave's stuff go down in this log, i guess....... he's not going to get hecka sick but he'll still be kinda nasty so

yeah

idk i am way behind on this

[crowsicle]

Don't sleep on the floor B|

I don't know if this should take place during or backdate it to before the guilt sickness but I would like them to have a talk about the dating situation at some point. It doesn't have to be a Thing, but Davesprite's kind of hurt that nobody told him anything.

[sicknasty]

yes they definitely need to do that!!! which... could... happen during bro's post rn probably, or right after. or during the guilt event for maximum terrible bullshit.

also fuck logging into the right account, im a free bitch & i do what i want

[crowsicle]

I'm thinking maybe in one of their IC contacts right after Bro's post? So they both have a chance to cool down, because talking to your alternate future self (on both counts) is weird enough without all that jazz.

[plushrumpus]

You bet he's gonna drag Davesprite's feathery ass to the hospital if things start getting really serious.

[crowsicle]

bro i am totally cool he said, face-down on the kitchen floor.

[crowsicle]

Okay, after thinking about this, Bro probably should take Davesprite to the hospital. He really is in that bad shape. When do you think he would take him?

[bestie]

Roxy's going to get sick, but not too sick. I'm thinking more of a headcold at the beginning, followed by some vomiting and chills a bit later! She'll still be mostly functional, for the most part. Just... kind of weak at times.

[crowsicle]

When do you wanna do Roxy/Davesprite mommying? I mean, the whole log's going up tomorrow, but we should stick a date on it for continuity's sake.

[bestie]

ICON ;;

Perhaps the 17th? I may be going to a friend's house that day, though, but we can backdate!

[crowsicle]

Yeah it's a good icon. : )

Sure! It can be later, too, though at least on the 17th maybe Roxy won't be sick yet. And we can just start whenever. We can start tomorrow. Or after. I mean, we can start any time, my body is basically always ready for RP mommying.

[uncertainty]

i still need to. get tavros totally settled in his intro but no matter where he is or whats going on, he's going to be getting really, really sick and i really don't think the hospital is going to seem like an option to him.

so he might need someone to drag his undead butt to help.

[greenshift]

AHAH YEAH gil is willing to do that, and

jade isn't going (if she does and if he insists) without taking some of the cast with her

taaavros ;o;

[uncertainty]

he'd go if jade promised there weren't any culling forks waiting

probably.

[greenshift]

ldjflks she sweeaaaars ;o;

look she's going too it'll be fine ;o;

[greenshift]

OH YEAH MAYBE I SHOULD COMMENT ON THIS TOO??

iiii think jade won't get sick until after the weekend, so maybe mid-next week or something? she'll get pretty sick! she won't be like dying or anything, but she'll get it pretty bad and kind of...try to deny SHE WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE PEOPLE etc also will probably get worse as everyone else gets worse and she feels more terrible about it :C gil might drag her to a hospital, i'm not completely decided on that but if she goes, like i've been saying xD she'll try to drag some of the others - successfully or not, haha - aaaand yes

oh wait ALSO so she'll hang out with fussing over the daves this weekendish, but she's otherwise open to plotting with whomever owo so come at me etc

[aggrievance]

Rose is probably going to get sick but anything that involves her saying it's more than a cold or allergies is going to be dragged out of her kicking and screaming.

SHE'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU ALL THOUGH. 8D In her own prickly way.

[greenshift]

roooooooose ;;

[ornerycaps]

I THINK IT WOULD BE WRONG FOR KARKAT NOT TO GET SICK.

he gave

the universe

cancer.


yeah....

Genuinely believing that you are unworthy of living will bring the disease to its fatal stages.

sob. i'm not sure how to work this out though i'm a plot failure.

[greenshift]

oh no karkat noooo

[ornerycaps]

what if he died

[greenshift]

ANNIE YOU'RE KILLING ME

[ornerycaps]

ASFL;KJASF;SAL I'M SORRY BUT I THINK HE NEEDS TO DIE. IT WOULD BE WRONG IF HE DIDN'T DIE.

[greenshift]

[greenshift]

[greenshift]

[ornerycaps]

shhh..........

i'm going to have to work this out later tonight.... . . yes.

[greenshift]

lsfmalkmlksmfaslmf WELL DO WHAT YOU MUST ♥

no ilu skldfjslkd

[crowsicle]

/sob

Karkat...

[vestalvogue]

SHOOOSH SHOOOOOOOOOOSH he could always get it from Kanaya...

[ornerycaps]

paps u///u

YES. LET HIM GET IT FROM KANAYA. he can basically worry and yell at everyone until he catches it. then he'll pretend he's okay until he can't take it anymore. feel miserable. . . .. die. being karkat he'll hold up for a while, be like i'm fine when he's not. sad child.

[plushrumpus]

Bro will be getting a little sick, probably from one of the Daves. Occsasional coughing, feverishness on and off, and he might have moments where he has to sit down from dizziness or nausea, but he's gonna do his best to hide it. He's gonna be pretty much functional, or at least force himself to be, though he'll be staying at home and looking after his lil bros for most of the time. He will definitely come help anyone that needs it, especially if they need to go to the hospital.

[vestalvogue]

Kanaya is going to be really sick, although she can't die because technically she's already dead. I guess the way this will go is that she'll get it from Jade after Jade gets it from Dave? And then. Lie around and be miserable. She'd go to the hospital but IDK how you treat vampires with viruses at all, and she wouldn't want to admit to being sick in the first place so she'd probably try to carry on and could spread it to other people if anybody needs her to.

[crowsicle]

Weird untreatable hospital buddies /fistbump